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  • Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung”

  • It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

    Commentary:
    “Twitter seems to have a way of making us forget what’s really important in life. 🤳🏼🙄 Next time you’re feeling overwhelmed by your feed, just remember: a tweetstorm won’t give you warm hugs or delicious snacks. Go out and live your best life instead! 🌟🌈 #OfflineIsTheNewBlack”

  • When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

    Commentary:
    “If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons”

  • My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like I’m not just a wonderful human being, I’m also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I’m shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves”

  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

    Commentary:
    “Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family’s never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you’ve reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror”

  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons”

  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

    Commentary:
    “Who said I’m gaining weight? I’m just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don’t judge me, I’m just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕”

  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨

  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals”

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