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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Happy new fear!

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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