18 Funny physical quotes

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  3 weeks ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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  2 months ago

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

• I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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  2 months ago

  business, business teacher, education, fat, humor, i, irony, own, pe, PE teacher, physical, physical education, scam, school, teacher, weight

• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain training, exercise, gym, humor, invention, labor, mind, need, optional, physical, physical labor, same, thing, training, well, workout

• The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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  2 months ago

  activity, attempt, cartwheel, crazy, day, exercise, fitness, got, humor, i, idea, nostalgia, physical, physical activity, self-deprecating, still

• I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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  2 months ago

  ability, aging, back, difficulty, drop, drop it, harder, hot, humor, i, just, lot, physical, physical ability, pick, still

• Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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  2 months ago

  body, body image, chin, cowgirl, double, double chin, funny situation, humor, image, joke, physical, physical humor, playful, reverse, sexual, sexual humor, situation

• Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  2 months ago

  back, body, body joke, cartoon, cartoon humor, comedy, enough, exaggeration, humor, hyperbole, i, joke, need, physical, physical comedy, playful, sarcastic, stretching, take, towel, wring

• Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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  2 months ago

  amusement, anyone, awkwardness, comedy, disgusting, grown, grown man, humor, man, moves, parenting, physical, physical comedy, responsibility, seeing, stumble, train, transportation

• It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bed, before, getting, getting out of bed, humor, important, motivation, physical, physical activity, warm, warm-up

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