Funny quotes physical

Funny physical quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

4 weeks ago

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

1 month ago

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

3 months ago

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

3 months ago

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

3 months ago

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

3 months ago