12 Funny physical quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

  Commentary:
  "When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between our lazy bodies and the demand for stretching – the ultimate melodrama of the muscles! 💪😂 It's like our limbs have a mind of their own, asking for that extra bit of length as if they're auditioning for a role in a yoga class! 😆 #StretchingDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'life begins at 40' clearly never tried to gracefully exit a sports car! 🏎️😅 It's all fun and games until your knees remind you that you're not as young as you used to be! 🚗💨 #AgeingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of aging! 🧓 That moment when sitting cross-legged feels more like a risky yoga pose than a casual seating choice. 🧘‍♂️ The floor suddenly seems to have turned into a secret trap of full-body paralysis waiting to strike! Better grab a chair and some ice packs just in case. ❄️😆

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