15 Funny physical quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

  Commentary:
  I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

  Commentary:
  Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

  Commentary:
  "When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"

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