The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Commentary:
"Oh, the graceful shuffle of wisdom and age! 🚶‍♂️ Embracing the Chaplin-esque swagger of experience, one step at a time and a subtle twirl of the cane. 🎩 Keep strutting, old soul, for you are a silent comedy in motion!"

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Commentary:
Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack