Funny physical comedy quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the graceful shuffle of wisdom and age! 🚶‍♂️ Embracing the Chaplin-esque swagger of experience, one step at a time and a subtle twirl of the cane. 🎩 Keep strutting, old soul, for you are a silent comedy in motion!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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