Funny physically quotes

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  3 weeks ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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  4 weeks ago

  desire, experience, humor, i, inside, lamp, lava, lava lamp, physically, quirky, quirky desire, wish

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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  2 months ago

  computer, computer usage, dark, dark mode, digital, digital lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, mode, much, physically, preference, screen, screen preference, screens, tech, tech humor, ui, UI preference, usage, used, white, white screen

• Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark mode, discomfort, humor, i, mode, much, physically, preferences, repulsion, screen, technology, used, visual, visual discomfort, white, white screen

• This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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  2 months ago

  bouncer, date, frightened, humor, lady, lucky, night, night out, pain, physically, relationship, world

• I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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  2 months ago

  am, emotionally, hibernation, i, life, mentally, new, new phase, phase, physically, ready

• Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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  5 months ago

  amount, annoy, before, conflict, family, having, humor, important, kill, learn, love-hate, physically, relationship, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, siblings, someone, try

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