Funny physically quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

  Commentary:
  🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! 💪🚨 Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! 😜👊 #CoupleGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

  Commentary:
  🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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