14 Funny pleasure quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking 'rest in peace' to a whole new level! 😅💀 Sounds like this person wasn't just checking the obituaries, they were checking them off their hit list! 🎯😂 #Savage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate art of social interaction. One person lights up the room with their charisma, while another mysteriously brings a wave of relief when they bid adieu. 🌟🚪 #EntranceVersusExitDynamics"

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