17 Funny political quotes

• Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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  4 weeks ago

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• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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  4 weeks ago

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• They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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  1 month ago

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