Funny political quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

  Commentary:
  Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

  Commentary:
  "Someone please start a 'Let's Not Make Things Worse Than They Already Are' Party! 🙏🎉 It's time for a change from the usual suckiness in politics! 💪😂 #NoMoreSucking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

  Commentary:
  "Political ads out here like: 'Give us your cash so we can bombard you with more of our delightful propaganda!' 💸🎥 #PayToSuffer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? 🚫📝 Because who needs all that paper-pushing when we can just wave some magic wands and make things happen?! ✨ #PetitionCeption #BanTheBanPetition"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? 🤪⚡️ #AntiCampaignPromise"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship

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