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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Share →: Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷‍♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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