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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Trending via Threads:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Breaking via Instagram:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Breaking via Reddit:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Going viral on WeChat:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Just landed via Slack:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Breaking via X:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Spotted on Threads:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Funny radio quotes 📻😂 bring a burst of laughter straight to your ears! Whether it’s quirky DJs, unexpected on-air moments, or witty banter, these gems keep the vibes light and entertaining. Ready to tune in and giggle nonstop? Let’s dive into the best radio moments that prove humor sounds better live! 🎙️🤣✨

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1 month ago
Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Commentary:
"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
3 months ago
Share →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Commentary:
"Who needs caffeine when you have a hotline to the morning show! ☕️📻 Rise and shine, it's time to dial in the day with some witty banter and questionable prizes! #MorningChampions"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Commentary:
"I wasn't naked, I was just rocking out to some tunes! 🎶📻 Who needs clothes when you've got music, right? 😂 #RadioIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"
6 months ago
Share →: Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of adjusting your senses for optimal performance! Turning down the radio to find a house 🏠 or parking spot 🚗 is like fine-tuning a fancy radio antenna. And taking off your sunglasses 😎 to hear someone better is the ultimate power move – because who knew sunglasses could be the culprit behind missed conversations! 🕶️🗣️ #LifeHacks"

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Reported on Pinterest:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Going viral on Instagram:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Making waves on YouTube:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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