17 Funny random quotes

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

There's only one way we'll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that's if we pick them by random lottery.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. "Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good."

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025