18 Funny randomness quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to organize my thoughts is like trying to tidy up after a tornado in a thrift shop 🌪️🧹! My mind is a chaotic circus of random ideas bouncing around like excited puppies on a trampoline 🐶🦘. Who knew the junk drawer could be this lively and unpredictable? 🤪♻️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

  Commentary:
  🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

  Commentary:
  🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"

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