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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025