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- The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.
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- Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
- Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
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