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Funny rate quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day 😂💬 Whether you’re rating your coffee ☕️, weekend vibes 🎉, or even your boss’s jokes 🤪, these witty lines turn everyday ratings into a laugh fest! Ready to upgrade your rating game with some chuckles? Let’s dive into the funniest takes that’ll have you LOL-ing while you rate! 😄🔥

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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