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  • The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the classic preface to a statement that almost guarantees it’ll be taken the wrong way! 🤣 It’s like saying “brace yourself for offense!” 😂 “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m about to unintentionally offend you” – works every time! 🤷‍♂️ #0PercentSuccessRate

  • Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

    Commentary:
    🎬 “Buckle up, folks! This movie isn’t messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of ‘Adult Themes’ including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥”

  • Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

    Commentary:
    “According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles”

  • How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

    Commentary:
    “Seems like there’s no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉”

  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s be real, caffeine and bacon are the unsung heroes keeping us all in check ☕🥓 Imagine the chaos if everyone was left to their own devices without these culinary superheroes! 🦸‍♂️🥓 #CoffeeAndBaconToTheRescue”

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