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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

3 weeks ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

3 months ago

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

3 months ago

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

3 months ago

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

3 months ago