55 Funny reaction quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

  Commentary:
  When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

  Commentary:
  "Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ "I don't get mad, I get impressed with life's consistency in testing my patience. It's like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let's roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄"

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