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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Funny reflection quotes 😂 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor 🤪 to your day while pondering life’s quirks and wrinkles 🤔. These witty gems 🌟 bring a smile to your face as they turn ordinary thoughts into giggle-worthy moments 🤭. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood 🪞 or just enjoy a clever twist on introspection, these quotes offer a delightful blend of wit and wisdom!

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Share →: One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Ah, the circle of life: from wild nights to window gazing in a blink! 😂🪟🦉
6 days ago
Share →: Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
1 week ago
Share →: I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Commentary:
"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
1 week ago
Share →: Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Commentary:
"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
2 weeks ago
Share →: For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Commentary:
"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"
2 months ago
Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Commentary:
"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
2 months ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Going viral on Telegram:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Going viral on Threads:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Going viral on YouTube:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Making waves on TikTok:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Live now on Telegram:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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