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5 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"
5 months ago
Share →: If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Commentary:
"Meeting someone just like me? That's a recipe for disaster! 🤪🤔 Better steer clear or risk a full-blown existential crisis! 😂 #DoubleTrouble"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Commentary:
"Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦‍♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress"
5 months ago
Share →: Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Commentary:
"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"
5 months ago
Share →: You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Commentary:
"Self-checkout cameras: turning everyday shopping trips into dramatic episodes of our own lives since forever! 💸📸😱 #SelfieScare #DramaticShopping"
5 months ago
Share →: One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Commentary:
"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Commentary:
Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Commentary:
"Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"