16 Funny repeat quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  🦕🕰️ "If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur… Because who needs a dog when you can have a T-Rex as a best friend? Just make sure it doesn't eat the neighbors! 🦖😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

  Commentary:
  "Well, the conversation might have been going in one ear and out the other, but at least there was a smooth flow 🌊! Who needs to repeat when both parties are in their own world 🌎? It's like a mutual telepathic agreement of selective hearing 🙉! Just nod and smile, folks, nod and smile 😄👂!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

  Commentary:
  I feel this quote on a spiritual level 🙉😂 It's a true struggle trying to balance intense focus and social interactions without giving away that you were actually daydreaming about what you're having for dinner 🤔🍕 Just smile, nod, and hope for the best! 🤣 #SelectiveHearingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of a well-timed apology! Ladies, let's practice this mantra: "I was wrong and I am sorry!" 🙈💁‍♀️ Humility looks good on everyone, after all!

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