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2 months ago
Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Commentary:
"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
3 months ago
Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Commentary:
"Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Commentary:
"Repetition is the key to remembering apparently… Wait, what was I saying again? 🤔🔁 #MemoryIssues"
4 months ago
Share →: Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone's caught in a virtual loop-de-loop! 🔄 Maybe time to take a break from the keyboard and venture into the real world for some new perspectives. 🌍💭 After all, even Google has its limits on delivering fresh insanity! 😉
4 months ago
Share →: Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between adulthood and the desire for infinite weekends 🤔🎤 "Work again? I believe we've had this conversation before… like, daily?" 😆 #AdultingFeels #MondayBlues
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Commentary:
Looks like whoever coined the term "coined the term" really, really loved coining terms! 🤯🪙 Talk about putting the "coin" in "coined"! 🤑 #Coinception
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how our phones can have the memory of an elephant when it comes to notifications? 🤷‍♂️ Ignoring them once is like an open invitation for them to come knocking on your screen forever! 📱😂 It's like they're saying, "Hey, remember me? I'm still here waiting for you to give me some attention!" 🤭 #PersistenceIsKey #NotificationOverload
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Commentary:
Ugh, can you imagine the horror of being trapped in a symphony of competing alarms and whistles? 🎶🚨 It's like a cacophony of chaos destined to drive us all a little mad! Perhaps we should take cover and hope for some earplug reinforcements! 🙉😂
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Commentary:
Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷‍♀️💁‍♂️ #FashionForward"