I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Commentary:
"Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker"

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Commentary:
"Repetition is the key to remembering apparently… Wait, what was I saying again? 🤔🔁 #MemoryIssues"

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone's caught in a virtual loop-de-loop! 🔄 Maybe time to take a break from the keyboard and venture into the real world for some new perspectives. 🌍💭 After all, even Google has its limits on delivering fresh insanity! 😉

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between adulthood and the desire for infinite weekends 🤔🎤 "Work again? I believe we've had this conversation before… like, daily?" 😆 #AdultingFeels #MondayBlues