120 Funny rest quotes

• Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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  2 months ago

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• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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  2 months ago

  asleep, fall, humor, love, relationship, rest, sleep, why

• Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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  2 months ago

  enough, goodnight, humor, jealousy, know, man, men, paralysis, relationship, rest, sleep, sleep paralysis, woman

• Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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  2 months ago

  bullshit, daily, daily struggle, day, doom-scroller, enough, frustration, here, humor, internet, relaxation, rest, sarcasm, seen, struggle, tired

• That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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  2 months ago

  after, early, fatigue, morning, nap, rest, second, sleep, snooze, tiredness, too, waking, waking up, wave

• There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chores, day, day off, humor, laundry, management, nothing, relaxation, rest, should, something, time, time management, weekend

• Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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  2 months ago

  asked, cultural, dating, digits, German, girl, humor, i, joke, language, number, pun, rest, still, waiting

• “You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, irony, life, misunderstanding, prison, relationship, rest, sarcasm, understanding, want, witty

• Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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  2 months ago

  good, good night, happiness, having, just, night, nights, relaxation, rest, sleep, sometimes, well-being

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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  2 months ago

  annoy, annoyance, beautiful, beautiful man, ever, flirtation, girl, humor, humor quote, i, life, lifelong, little, love, man, playful, relationship, rest, romance, shit, wanted

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