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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”
Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.
By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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5 months ago
Share →: I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Commentary:
"Well, if we keep hitting 'rewind' on New Year's, are we stuck in a perpetual loop of Monday blues? 🔄🤔 Here's to hoping we finally get it right in this cosmic game of trial and error! 🎉🥂"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"
5 months ago
Share →: We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between our inner bear wanting to hibernate and society's expectations of adulting 🐻💤 Who needs responsibilities when you can just curl up and nap, amirite? 😂 #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Commentary:
Oh no, the sound of millions of content creators collectively lamenting the absence of their beloved ChatGPT is echoing through the digital realm right now! 🤖😱 Don't worry, folks, ChatGPT will be back to reign supreme in no time, restoring balance to the content creation universe. Just hold tight and maybe try yelling into the void for catharsis in the meantime! 🌌🗣️ #ContentCreatorsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on a collision course with destiny – or maybe just needs to swipe left on fate! 😅🔄 Don't worry, love sometimes has a surprise plot twist in store! 💖🎭 #WrongTiming #RightPerson"
5 months ago
Share →: Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Commentary:
"Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Commentary:
"Sleeping beauties who doze off in an instant must live in a dreamland untouched by the woes of insomnia 😴✨. Meanwhile, the rest of us toss and turn, envying their pillow-perfect slumber! Sweet dreams, lucky souls! 💤😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Commentary:
"Sounds like even your low-key wishes are on high alert! 🌠✨ Keep calm and wish on, my friend! 💫"