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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬
259 Funny right quotes
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.
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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.
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When explaining my genius, volume is key! 📢😜
Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?
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Definitely! The struggle is real, and my heart rate says I've earned a medal 😂🏅💪
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”
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Ah, the best kind of mental health break: cold air and zero thinking required! 🆒❄️😎
Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.
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Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.
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Sounds like my brain is buffering… maybe I need to reboot with a nap! 😴🤔✨