Funny robbery quotes

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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  2 months ago

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• Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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  2 months ago

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• If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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  2 months ago

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• Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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  2 months ago

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• Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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  2 months ago

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• I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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  2 months ago

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