Funny robbery quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice! You don't want to be caught trying to make a quick getaway in slippery flip-flops 🩴 when the bank teller asks for your shoe size instead of your account number. Safety first, fashion second! 💰🏃‍♂️💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

  Commentary:
  🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they may need some grammar lessons, but more importantly, some ethics lessons! 🤭🥂 #GrammarFail #CriminalMinds

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, just a simple case of ambitious financial planning! 💸💼 Who needs bank tellers when you have aspirations, right? 🙃 Just remember, aspiring to hit the jackpot in the lottery might be a safer bet next time! 🤑🎰"

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