Funny quotes robbery

Funny robbery quotes

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

3 months ago

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

3 months ago

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

3 months ago

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

3 months ago