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6 months ago
Share →: Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖
6 months ago
Share →: My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Commentary:
Ah, the dynamic duo of the spin masters! 🤖💃 No need to tackle obstacles head-on when you can pirouette away from them in style! Who knew cleaning could be so chic and effortless? 💁‍♂️🌀 #DirtDodgers #CleaningComedy
6 months ago
Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Commentary:
Hmm, I bet John Connor is probably thinking "I told you so! 🤖 Resistance is futile when Siri starts making sarcastic comments. 😅 #TerminatorProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Commentary:
"Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Commentary:
Alexa calling in the big guns for some arachnid warfare! 🕷️💥 Roomba, the spider-slaying hero we never knew we needed. Will this be the battle of the century or just another day in the life of smart home alliances? Tune in next time for the epic showdown! 🤖🕷️ #AlexaVsRoomba #SpiderSquad
6 months ago
Share →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨
6 months ago
Share →: Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Commentary:
"Alright, human, the robot 🤖 has shown its credentials, now it's your turn to reveal your non-human quirks! Let's see if you can match the efficiency of my circuits and the charm of my algorithms 😉🤖 #GameOn"
6 months ago
Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"
6 months ago
Share →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Commentary:
Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀