Funny rub quotes

• Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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  2 months ago

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• Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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  2 months ago

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• Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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  2 months ago

  chuck, Chuck Norris, comedy, fire, humor, joke, norris, piece, rub, strength, together, toughness, wood

• I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, disgusting, even, fly, hands, hate, humor, i, insect, little, open, plotting, rub, together, window

• Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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  2 months ago

  creepiness, creepy, genie, humor, joke, just, lamp, myth, rub, want

• The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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  2 months ago

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