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Funny rub quotes

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025