Funny salt quotes

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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• Salt is just angry sugar.

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  2 months ago

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• You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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  2 months ago

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• Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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  2 months ago

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• Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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  2 months ago

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• To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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  2 months ago

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• Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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  2 months ago

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• Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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  2 months ago

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• Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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