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Funny salt quotes

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

1 month ago

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

2 months ago

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

2 months ago

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

2 months ago

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

2 months ago

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

3 months ago