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3 weeks ago
Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Commentary:
"Who needs salt for seasoning when you have a good old sprinkle of tears instead? 😂👩‍🍳 Just don't forget to stir in some frustration and a pinch of existential crisis for that extra flavor boost! 😉🍳 #ChefsOfTheTears"
5 months ago
Share →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Commentary:
"Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Commentary:
"Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"
5 months ago
Share →: To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Commentary:
🎶 "Everybody dance now, to the rhythm of Himalayan Sea Salt! 💃🧂 Let those taste buds groove to the exotic beats of minerals from the highest peaks! 🏔️🌊 Who knew salt could be so fancy and fabulous? Just sprinkle a little hipness into your dishes and turn your kitchen into a culinary dance party! 🎉🍽️"
5 months ago
Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Commentary:
Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed
5 months ago
Share →: Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Commentary:
"Who knew seasoning your food and your bathroom could be so stylish? 🧂🚽✨ Talk about adding some flavor to your bathroom experience! 😉 #SpiceUpYourLife"