Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! π§ββοΈπΆπ€£"
Funny salt quotes
You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.
Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.
Life hack: you donβt need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
To the tune of βEverybody Dance Nowβ: Himalayan Sea Salt
Commentary:
πΆ "Everybody dance now, to the rhythm of Himalayan Sea Salt! ππ§ Let those taste buds groove to the exotic beats of minerals from the highest peaks! ποΈπ Who knew salt could be so fancy and fabulous? Just sprinkle a little hipness into your dishes and turn your kitchen into a culinary dance party! ππ½οΈ"
Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.
Commentary:
Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! ππΏ Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilΓ , you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! π§π€ͺ So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed
Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.
