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  • You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn’t slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It’s like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰”

  • Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

    Commentary:
    “Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck”

  • Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it’s time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧”

  • How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

    Commentary:
    “Well, apparently time travel is now included in your rent! 🕰️💸 Don’t worry, maybe they’ll give you a discount next time for those missing days! 🤣 #RentingInParallelUniverse”

  • Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!”

  • This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

    Commentary:
    Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸‍♂️ It’s like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully

  • If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama”

  • This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It’s like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody’s business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore

  • Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

    Commentary:
    Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they’ll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

  • Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

    Commentary:
    Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes

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