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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Posted onApr 3, 2026

The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

Posted onApr 2, 2026

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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