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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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