Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥
Commentary:
Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈
Commentary:
Oh no, imagine getting a pitchfork instead of a candy cane! 🎅👿 Let's hope dyslexic folks triple-check their addresses before sending letters this holiday season! 📬😂

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality