Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥

Satan: "Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a zoo down here."

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Commentary:
Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈

I hope some dyslexic people don't mail Satan instead of Santa.

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Commentary:
Oh no, imagine getting a pitchfork instead of a candy cane! 🎅👿 Let's hope dyslexic folks triple-check their addresses before sending letters this holiday season! 📬😂

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Commentary:
"Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart 🤔 After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! 😈 #HearSatanOut"

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality