Funny Satan quotes

• Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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  delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works

• Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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  everyday, hell, humor, i, ID, Satan, tell, work

• Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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  2 months ago

  animals, dark, dark humor, here, humor, irony, me, religion, running, sacrifice, Satan, stop, zoo

• I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, dyslexia, hope, humor, i, irony, mail, people, Santa, Satan

• People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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  always, conversation, debate, hear, humor, just, people, perspective, Satan, saying, today

• In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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  2 months ago

  balance, BBC, creation, day, days, Earth, God, heaven, humor, interview, Satan, satire, six

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