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Funny Satan quotes

Funny Satan quotes bring a wickedly hilarious twist to your day ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Whether youโ€™re into dark humor or just love a clever pun with a devilish grin, these quotes will have you laughing like youโ€™ve made a deal with the funniest fiend ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ”ฅ Perfect for spicing up your feed or sharing with friends who appreciate a little mischief and mayhem!

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Satan: โ€œIโ€™d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and donโ€™t wanna see you everyday.โ€

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

People are always saying โ€œnot today, Satanโ€ but what if we just hear him out.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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