Funny quotes Satan

Funny Satan quotes

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Satan: "Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a zoo down here."

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hope some dyslexic people don't mail Satan instead of Santa.

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025