Funny Satan quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

  Commentary:
  Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, imagine getting a pitchfork instead of a candy cane! 🎅👿 Let's hope dyslexic folks triple-check their addresses before sending letters this holiday season! 📬😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart 🤔 After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! 😈 #HearSatanOut"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

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