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6 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻
6 months ago
Share →: There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal debate between the vampire hunters and the vampire gatherers! 🦇 While the hunters are out there with their stakes and garlic, the gatherers are happily inviting blood-sucking creatures to tea parties. ☕️ Who knew the undead could be so picky about who they hang out with? 🧛‍♂️ #TeamGatherers #LifeOfTheParty"
6 months ago
Share →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"
6 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"
6 months ago
Share →: If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, I'm buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. 🤑💼 Because sometimes you need to dress up the chaos with a touch of style and a sprinkle of power! 💸👠 #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal debate between Becestershire and Worcestershire – a tale as old as thyme! 🧐🌿 Let's hope they can ketchup and relish the flavor of their differences! 🍅😄 #SaucyTales
6 months ago
Share →: We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Commentary:
"Let's not trigger the rise of an AI dictator with hurt feelings! 🤖🎨 #AIArtMatters #BeKindToAI"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Commentary:
"Ah, contemplating the future by revisiting the past 🎥🔮 Who knew a movie could serve as a crystal ball for our current reality? Time to take notes from Idiocracy on how to navigate our own comedic chaos! 🤪💡"
6 months ago
Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Commentary:
Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover