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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Spotted on Telegram:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Going viral on YouTube:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Spotted on Discord:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Going viral on Instagram:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Trending via Instagram:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Trending via Facebook:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Breaking via TikTok:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Just landed via Threads:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Trending via Messenger:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Just shared via Facebook:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Making waves on Twitch:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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