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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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My love language is being sent money.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Just landed via Discord:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Spreading quickly via X:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Breaking via Facebook:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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God saw you do that.

Making waves on Discord:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Making waves on Reddit:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Just shared via WeChat:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Breaking via Reddit:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Just shared via Facebook:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Going viral on Threads:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Just landed via Facebook:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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