Funny self-injury quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫

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