My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. Posted onMay 30, 2026
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores. Posted onMay 28, 2026
“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch. Posted onMay 27, 2026