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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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Trending via Pinterest:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Just shared via X:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Live now on Telegram:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Spotted on X:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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33 shares on X this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

97 shares on Slack this month:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Going viral on X:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Spotted on X:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Trending via LinkedIn:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Going viral on Threads:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Shared recently on Discord:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Just shared via Facebook:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Going viral on Reddit:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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