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5 months ago
Share →: The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of autocorrect turning 'hell' into 'hello' strikes again! 🔥😂 Looks like the inventor got a taste of their own medicine there! #autocorrectfail
5 months ago
Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Commentary:
"Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"
5 months ago
Share →: Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Commentary:
"Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to call in sad to work.

Commentary:
"Imagine pressing 'SAD' instead of 'SNOOZE' on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let's just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁‍♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"
5 months ago
Share →: Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🎉🔨 Imagine the sheer joy on their faces as they blow out the candles on a power tool-themed cake, surrounded by a backdrop of endless possibilities on the shelves of Home Depot. Just think of the party favors – tiny paint swatches, keychain tape measures, and of course, personalized hard hats for all the guests. 🎂🛠 Who needs a party venue when you can celebrate your special day aisle by aisle, right? 😄 #AgeIs
5 months ago
Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama