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436 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether itโ€™s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, letโ€™s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because lifeโ€™s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They should invent a body that doesnโ€™t keep the score.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If a girl sends you selfies and you donโ€™t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Everyone should be more grateful for what I donโ€™t say.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure itโ€™s haunted.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Every laptop should have a โ€œcatโ€ button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like โ€œomg, we should totally start a pamphletโ€

Posted onMay 23, 2026

โ€œHow is the job search going?โ€ First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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