17 Funny skepticism quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone is on the naughty list! 😜🎅 Maybe Santa isn't real, but hey, at least someone is making sure we all behave…right? 😉📜 #ListCheckingGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

  Commentary:
  Well, according to a study (wink, wink), I believe that people will trust anything preceded by "according to a study"! 🤓📊 It's the magic phrase that makes even the wildest claims sound legit. Remember folks, trust, but verify! 😉🔍 #AccordingToAStudyTruths

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

  Commentary:
  "Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "hold my beverage" moment! 🤭 Let's watch as Mr. Foolproof faces off against Lady Reality! It's about to get interesting! 🍿💥

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