Funny quotes skepticism

12 Funny skepticism quotes

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

1 month ago

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

3 months ago

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

3 months ago

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

3 months ago

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

3 months ago

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

3 months ago

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

3 months ago

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

3 months ago

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

3 months ago

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

3 months ago

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

3 months ago

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

3 months ago