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Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,405

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Trending via TikTok:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Trending via WeChat:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Breaking via X:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Making waves on Slack:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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21 shares on TikTok this month:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

63 shares on X this month:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,679

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Just shared via Telegram:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Just shared via Telegram:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Just shared via Threads:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Just landed via Instagram:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Going viral on WeChat:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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