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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Jan 7, 2026

3,259

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Just landed via Slack:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Spotted on Messenger:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Just shared via Threads:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Trending via Pinterest:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Spotted on Threads:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Going viral on Messenger:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has recently copied this quote.

38 shares on X this month.
The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has recently shared this quote.

114 shares on Discord this month.
Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has recently shared this quote.

101 shares on LinkedIn this month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

27 shares on Slack this month:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Not my room, not my elephant.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,694

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Live now on Threads:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Making waves on Facebook:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Going viral on Telegram:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Breaking via TikTok:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Trending via Instagram:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Seen just now on Twitch:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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