Funny skipping quotes

• I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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  2 months ago

  80-year-old, 80-year-old woman, age, aging, being, feel, fun, humor, i, lifestyle, skipping, skipping stage, stage, straight, whole, woman

• I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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  2 months ago

  attention, humor, i, irony, media, self-obsession, skipping, social, social media, story, times, watch

• Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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  2 months ago

  ad, before, distraction, entertainment, humor, necessary, online, online video, saying, shut, shut up, skip, skipping, video, YouTube

• Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bro, friendship, fun, fun activity, good, humor, outdoor, river, rock, rocks, skipping, skipping rock, stop

• The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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  3 months ago

  avoid, avoid stress, class, life, only, paradox, skip, skip class, skipping, stress, student, student life

• Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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  5 months ago

  after, beginner, confusion, frustration, game, gaming, hell, humor, me, play, skipping, tutorial

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