Funny skipping quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

  Commentary:
  "Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃‍♂️🔁 #SelfLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

  Commentary:
  "Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

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