Commentary:
"Who needs that newfangled jive when you can be rocking the classic slang? 😎 Stay rad, stay bogus, stay totally tubular, dude! 🤙"
Funny slang quotes
lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"
Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.
Commentary:
Well, it looks like the timeless classic comeback of "what time is it/time for you to get a watch" is still ticking strong among the youths ⌚😂! Who knew that telling time could also tell us so much about Generation Z's sass levels! Keep clockin' those witty retorts, young ones! ⏰🕰️
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.
Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"
Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.
Commentary:
"Trying to decipher today's slang is like trying to solve a cryptic puzzle designed by aliens 👽. You're not alone in feeling lost in this linguistic maze! It's a wild ride in the world of Gen Z lingo 🤯🤔 #LostInTranslation"
My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent
When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"