16 Funny slang quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the profound thoughts of a great philosopher: 'Yeah' and 'Yup' 😂🧠💭 #DeepThoughts"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

  Commentary:
  "Just told my friend I was 'groovy' and they asked what kind of record player I own. Guess I'm taking my time machine back to the '70s! 😂🕺📻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

  Commentary:
  "Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a splendid day it is for chewsing! 🇬🇧🍴 Just another typical Chewsday in the land of tea and crumpets! 😂 #BritishHumor"

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