Commentary:
Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! 😂🤔🙅♂️
56 Funny slang quotes
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
Commentary:
Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
Commentary:
Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
Commentary:
When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.
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When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time 🚀😎📟
He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.
Commentary:
"Just shakalaka-ing my way through life! 🎤💃✨ Woop, there it is!"
Adding lol to things is good feng shui.
Commentary:
Balancing my energy one "lol" at a time! 😆🔮✨
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
Commentary:
Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
Commentary:
Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐