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36 Funny slang quotes

Funny slang quotes bring a splash of humor and personality to everyday chats ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽ‰ Whether youโ€™re texting friends or scrolling through memes, these witty phrases add that perfect punchline ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even learn a new expression or two ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ“ฑ Dive into the world of playful words and keep your convo game strong! ๐Ÿ’ฌโœจ

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Donโ€™t know how to explain this, but โ€œhot honeyโ€ is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didnโ€™t even realize.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Iโ€™m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the โ€˜two thousandโ€™ when referring to the past. โ€œYeah, that was back in โ€˜17.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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