56 funny slang quotes - Wordgag ツ

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Feb 3, 2026

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

Feb 3, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Feb 3, 2026

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Feb 3, 2026

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

Feb 3, 2026

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Feb 3, 2026

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Feb 3, 2026

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Feb 3, 2026

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Feb 3, 2026

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Feb 2, 2026

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Feb 2, 2026

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Feb 2, 2026

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Feb 2, 2026

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Feb 2, 2026

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Feb 2, 2026

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Feb 2, 2026

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Feb 2, 2026

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Feb 2, 2026

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Feb 2, 2026

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Feb 2, 2026

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Feb 2, 2026

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Feb 1, 2026

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Feb 1, 2026

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Feb 1, 2026

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Feb 1, 2026

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Feb 1, 2026

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Feb 1, 2026

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Feb 1, 2026

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Feb 1, 2026

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Jan 31, 2026

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Jan 30, 2026

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Jan 30, 2026

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Jan 30, 2026

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Jan 30, 2026

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Jan 29, 2026

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Jan 29, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Jan 28, 2026

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Jan 28, 2026

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Jan 28, 2026

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Jan 23, 2026