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56 Funny slang quotes

Funny slang quotes bring a splash of humor and personality to everyday chats 😄🎉 Whether you’re texting friends or scrolling through memes, these witty phrases add that perfect punchline 💥🔥 Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even learn a new expression or two 🤪📱 Dive into the world of playful words and keep your convo game strong! 💬✨

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Posted onMay 19, 2026

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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