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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
58 Funny slang quotes
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Can't help but wonder if "robo-chatters" would spark an AI revolution 🤖💬 #WatchOutForTheOverlords
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.
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When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂
It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.
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Navigating the end times one "meh" at a time 😅🤷♂️🍕
Why touch grass when you can touch ass?
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Priorities, am I right? 😂🍑🌿
Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.
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I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮
YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.
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This explains why my goldfish never seizes the day… fin-confused! 🐟🤣✨
Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.
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🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺