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When love hits you harder than a 90s boy band 😂💘🔫
Funny suicide quotes
There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.
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Revive-a-cide: when you heroically save yourself from eternal boredom with a side of excitement! 🌟😄🚀
Social media is mental suicide.
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Diving into social media feels like jumping into a pool without checking if there's water first! 🤪📱#DigitalSplash
This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.
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"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"
Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.
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"Remember, staying alive longer than your enemies is the ultimate power move! 💪🏼😄 Just keep on thriving, let karma do its work, and make some popcorn to watch the show! 🍿😏 #OutliveThemAll"