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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Breaking via Slack:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Making waves on X:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Shared recently on Discord:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Trending via Pinterest:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Shared recently on Threads:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Spotted on Slack:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on X this month:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

94 shares on X this month:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Breaking via Instagram:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Spotted on Discord:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Seen just now on X:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Just shared via Threads:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Shared recently on YouTube:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Trending via Twitch:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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