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2 months ago
Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Commentary:
Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜
3 months ago
Share →: I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Commentary:
"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance that makes problem-solving seem like a walk in the park! It's like saying, "I can fix anything as long as I don't actually understand what's broken." Who needs facts and details when you have a can-do attitude and a healthy dose of cluelessness? Just wing it and hope for the best – what could possibly go wrong?
3 months ago
Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!
4 months ago
Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Commentary:
"Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can have a stylish piano as a closet? 🎹👗 Multitasking at its finest! Just imagine playing a tune while trying to find your favorite shirt. Who knew fitness and fashion could harmonize so perfectly? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"