I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.