There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Commentary:
"Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can have a stylish piano as a closet? 🎹👗 Multitasking at its finest! Just imagine playing a tune while trying to find your favorite shirt. Who knew fitness and fashion could harmonize so perfectly? 😂"

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"

"We will go ahead and make these changes if we don't hear from you before Friday" is such an elegant way to solve problems.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'Let's make changes and hope they don't notice' technique. A bold strategy, indeed! 🤣🤷‍♂️ #ProblemSolving101"

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Commentary:
"Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Commentary:
"Just remember, it takes talent to excel at being the whole problem! 💁‍♂️💥 Embrace your inner troublemaker and make sure you leave a lasting impact! 😉🔥"

They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like time is slacking on the job today! 🕑⏳ Maybe it's time to give time a performance review? 😂 #TimeManagementIssues