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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Seen just now on Slack:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Making waves on TikTok:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Trending via Pinterest:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

78 shares on Discord this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

71 shares on X this month:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

10 shares on Threads this month:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Going viral on TikTok:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Live now on Telegram:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Shared recently on Threads:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Making waves on YouTube:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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