113 Funny sorry quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"

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