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Funny stab quotes

Funny stab quotes are the perfect mix of wit and cheeky humor to keep things sharp and entertaining 😜✨ Whether you love clever comebacks or just enjoy a good laugh with a side of sass, these quotes will slice through the boredom and leave you grinning 🀣πŸ”ͺ Ready to embrace the playful sting of humor? Dive in and let the fun begin! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Posted onJan 29, 2026Jan 29, 2026

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

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