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Funny stab quotes

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

2 months ago

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

2 months ago

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

3 months ago

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

3 months ago