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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Just shared via Reddit:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Live now on Reddit:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Just shared via Telegram:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Live now on WeChat:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Live now on WeChat:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Spotted on Snapchat:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Spotted on Instagram:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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