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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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Just landed via WeChat:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Shared recently on Threads:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Just shared via Instagram:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Just shared via Telegram:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Trending via TikTok:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Breaking via Threads:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Making waves on Slack:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Trending via Pinterest:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Seen just now on Discord:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Breaking via Discord:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Your opinions are not my business.

Just shared via Reddit:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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