Funny storms quotes

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Commentary:
“When you think you’re chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ”

2 weeks ago

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ”

4 months ago

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Commentary:
“Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! If hurricanes could talk, they’d probably be saying, ‘Hey, look at me, I’m the center of attention now!’ Let’s just call it Needy Wind from now on! ”

4 months ago

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Commentary:
“Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! Donuts are not just a treat, they’re a protective shield against the forces of nature! Safety first, waistline second! ”

4 months ago

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