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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Seen just now on X:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Going viral on Threads:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Freshly posted on X:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Commentary:
"When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Commentary:
"Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! 🌀 If hurricanes could talk, they'd probably be saying, 'Hey, look at me, I'm the center of attention now!' 😂🌪️ Let's just call it Needy Wind from now on! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Spotted on YouTube:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Shared recently on Discord:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Just shared via Twitch:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Just shared via Discord:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Making waves on YouTube:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Trending via WeChat:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Spotted on X:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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