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6 months ago
Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Commentary:
"Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"
6 months ago
Share →: I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson"
6 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief
6 months ago
Share →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"
6 months ago
Share →: Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Commentary:
"Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙‍♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Commentary:
"Whatever doesn’t kill you is definitely a persistent little troublemaker, just hanging around and plotting its next move like a mischievous squirrel 🐿️. It’s like that annoying song that keeps playing in your head on repeat…forever 🎵. Stay strong, my friend! 💪"
6 months ago
Share →: Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Commentary:
"Sounds like he may need a GPS tracker instead of a prayer 🗺️😂 Let's hope his search party includes a compass and some good old-fashioned detective skills! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ #WhereInTheWorldIsMyWife"
6 months ago
Share →: Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Commentary:
"From frolicking in the forest to cogging in the machine – quite the career transition, huh? 🌳➡️🔄 Don't worry, even cogs need a little forest magic every now and then! 🌟 #NatureLoverTurnedMachineMinion"
6 months ago
Share →: My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your mama unintentionally planted the seeds of irony in your garden of ambition! 🌱🔥 Sometimes striving for perfection can feel like sprinting in quicksand, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 But hey, settling for mediocrity is just another fancy term for "making peace with imperfection"! 😉👌 Don't worry, your mama's still proud – she just has a unique way of showing it! 🙌