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"Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"
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- If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?
- Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.
- You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.
- Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!
- I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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"If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder… of your goals! 🔪🙅♂️ Keep pursuing success with determination, not crime! 💪😂" -
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"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect" -
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Well, isn't that the koala-fications for success? 🐨🎓 Sounds like you really aced that exam with some out-of-this-world creativity! Who knew genetic engineering could be mastered with the help of flying koalas! 🚀 Keep soaring high in your studies! -
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"Ah, the ol' 'fake it till you make it' strategy on full display! 🤣 Who knew a simple shirt could be the ultimate power move in life and in avoiding chores at crowded events? 🙌 Bravo to this genius mastermind wandering around in plain sight! 👕💼 #LifeHack101" -
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"Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉" -
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"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals" -
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"Why are you still single?" they ask, unaware that singles are actually part of an exclusive secret society 🤫🤐 Their success lies in the mysterious oaths they've taken and the secret love potion they keep hidden in their mismatched socks drawer! 🧦💕 #SingleAndSecretive #SquadGoals -
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"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance" -
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Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn't make it in! 🎉🚫 It's the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨
Top Funny Success Quotes 🔥
- Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.
- The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.
- This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.
- Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.
- To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.
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