Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"

If you ever need nothing, I'm here for you.

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Commentary:
"Friends: the family we choose after genetic 'oopsies' 😜👫💕 #FriendshipBringsRedemption"

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Commentary:
"Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Commentary:
"Retreating in the face of a solid meme defense – the ultimate sign of surrender in the modern world! 🚀🤣 #MemesForTheWin"

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Commentary:
"If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you've got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we'd all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!"

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"