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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.
People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”
I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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5 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Commentary:
"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
5 months ago
Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: But that was my emotional support daylight.

Commentary:
"Oh, so sorry to hear that the sun can no longer offer emotional assistance. Guess it's time to seek comfort in the glow of the moon 🌙 and the embrace of some cozy evening starlight ✨. Don't worry, even the sun needs a break sometimes! ☀️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
5 months ago
Share →: I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just the Wi-Fi that's getting disconnected, but grandma too! 📱💀 #FamilyPriorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Commentary:
"Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"