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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Just landed via Facebook:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Spotted on TikTok:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Funny surprise party quotes

Funny surprise party quotes 🎉 bring the perfect mix of laughter 😂 and excitement 🎈 to any celebration! Whether you’re planning a sneaky bash or just want to add some humor 🤪 to your invites, these witty lines will keep everyone guessing and giggling. Ready to turn your surprise party into an unforgettable, fun-filled moment? Let the good times and great laughs roll! 🎊🎂

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

49 shares on X this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Live now on Snapchat:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Going viral on WeChat:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Shared recently on X:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Trending via Twitch:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

All I think about is death and sex.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Going viral on Telegram:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Making waves on YouTube:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Spotted on YouTube:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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